Catch An Affair - What You Should Be Doing. The Plumber's Story Teaches The Lesson That Applies To Every Single Affair

Did you know that there's one thing in particular that you're doing to catch an affair that's making it incredibly difficult? But don't you worry, I know exactly how to fix it.

I want to warn you, this isn't really a nice thing for me to say, so I'm sorry if it offends you. If you're easily offended...STOP READING

Otherwise, keep reading to learn what you should be doing to catch an affair.

Now, first I want to say something. I'very much want to help you out. I've been where you are before. I had to deal with an affair, and it wasn't pretty. Trying to deal with the disloyalty of the person you care about the most is the worst thing that can happen to a person.

I just want you to know that you can trust me. Ok? Ok. Now, I want you to do something for me, it's pretty easy, but it's really important to me that you do this.

Here's what you're going to do for me: I want you to pretend that you've recently started plumbing. That's right, you're a plumber. And, being a plumber, you, obviously, have to fix a sink.

I know that this seems weird, but stick with me ok?

Now, you being a plumber, and having this sink to fix, you have two tools that you can choose to use. The first one is a nice solid wrench.

The second option is an 8" flour tortilla.

Now, which tool do you think is going to be more effective to fix the sink?

What's that? The well-built wrench you say? Oh my goodness...

YOU ARE CORRECT! Here's you're $1,000,000 prize for being right!

Ok, I don't have any prize for you (except this lesson!), but I do have how this applies to you. See, as I'm sure you guessed, the leaky sink is the affair you're trying to catch. The well built wrench represents your intelligence, while the flour tortilla would represent your emotion.

So, you didn't use a tortilla when fixing a sink that leaks, so it makes sense you wouldn't want to use emotion to try and catch an affair, right? Trust me, the best way to catch infidelity is through the employ of your reasoning rather than your emotion.

If you use your tortilla, well then maybe you'll be able to somehow jerry rig something to temporarily fix the problem, but I can tell you right now, your sink is not fixed. Just like with your partners affair, it may be easier to just freak out and let your emotions take over.

But guess what: That's not easier than using your wrench! You may get the satisfaction of going off on your partner, but you haven't really done or proved anything.

If you use the wrench though...oh the trusty wrench. If you keep your emotion out of this, if you're calm and collected...I can guarantee that you'll be able to catch an affair without much trouble at all. Your partner is making mistakes, you just have to take a step back to see what they are.

Does that all make sense? I talk about this a lot because I think this is the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT thing that people don't do.

Have you been guilty of using your tortilla?

While I was trying to catch my cheating spouse, I was very guilty of using my tortilla. So what did I do to start learning to use that wrench of yours?