Too long time in the American antiques traditional huddle. However in that fateful huddle of immense we can handle this Bambi mirthful kinda sorta playful joyful warning bow upon our huddle joyous happy little kinda of God like day it happens. Shit all over the ceiling. Bambi stop piddling on my boots. Aboot time! Time gentlemen please. Blarp! They heard naught. Turn up the volume some lights flashses lighting warning kinda way, God clicked Her fingers and with mirth said. Let's listen up.
Sh folks, camera, God's keester, zip lift skirt insert camera. Oh my god! Well says playful mirthful God in Her sorta dear God kinda way, let's pull out of of these old favorite warning bell tinkle tricks for the pixies. So like that can ya believe Jack Oh I believe I saw the light. Smell the sulphur. In a friendly New God sulphuric shit my bloomers kinda way. Scary like. Dorothy how do you like Kansas? Kerbloingy? Not sure. Let's just pull earth apart here a bit and let's have the Devil, that sly guy go over and feed tacos to Joe Stalin and tell him to go back to Red Deer. Get it?
Haw! You are a Red and a Bambi. Haw! Bloingious! Zow. Whew. That rawther felt good. So we pulls our britches and walk as usual out to the corral to have some laughs with that skittish newborn pony. Zap. And jes like Zeke sez in a Double dog dare ya sort of strutty ranch down near the Rio Grandee oh boy so sort of friendly mirthfulo sorta kinda way. Mirthful ith thuch a mouthful. No shit. Yeth thir no thir thir. Like ya knows what ah mean like. God rebuks tsk. Ever been to Bakersfield. It just takes that one small shit in the pants for one small man. Ah hed ma day.
We jes hed haw so wanted to enjoy our Canadian winter sorta kinda day. Slept in huh. Yep. Glare. Sir yes sir. Georgie! Oh so off my bleeding backside God like visio0nary kinda sorta Death Valley Vegas Bakerfield fun gun gambol through the sight of valley of shadows darkness playful fun like sort of way. Whew. Well done sir. Thank you Bambi. Nice legs. In a rack of de3er on the spittle sort of way. As you desire sire. In a twinkle God's just done a birdie in my face like sorta kinda way.
Georgie boy do you ever actuallity really listen back when God speaks just asking sorta twinkly gee whiz sir sorta kinda whiz flash shit sir sorta a kinda of warning sorta way. Let's listen up God is talking to the president. ZZZZZ. You say ZZZZZ! I will show you some ZZZZZs to impress your blue blooded ass my dear chap of presumtions. ZZZZZap! Whooa Nellie! Hans off my pony! Sir yes sir no sir I did already shit my pants sir! And so thusly time out was resumed in at the huddle or the tar sands corral games right thar then.
Zeke says call that game a scorthing flaming write of and we may as well go to Bakersfield. Hells Conestoga by the Gates of Hell. Sorry Bill no sir dam sir yes. Coffee! Burnt and roasted and toast all agreed. Greed came along after She smelld the coffee Zeke says. So Stars up your bucks coming straight at cha. Me sir yes no sir. So all so in a next to Hellish fun like sorta coffee up your keester fun like sorta kinda way. Georgie boy if you do not listen tup to God She is going to give you such a smack in Her funny playful.
So God plays along and say like I warned you people in my fun like kinda sorta way. Is any body ever going to listen? ZZZZZ. To what I kinda sorta like to want to hear you listen to me warn kinda like to want to say? ZZZZZ. Walter! Coming dear. Into the maws of the jaws of eternal you know flip a coin.Hmp Bambi. sir? In a mirthful joyful God like up yours pal neighborly sorta kinda not way.
Yes dear coming dear like bat wings fearful devilish frightened joy of mirth. And so much full cup over flowing sulphuric acid warning from Death Valley molten kinda mirthful playful sorta kinda way went on and bleeding on. Georgie. Boy oh boy. Yes oh my God! What on earth put that much effort up God's keester mirthful playful sorta kinda joyful warning shot past The end? Stay churned andbroiled. In our bow warning kinda sorta playful mirthful kinda way! Ha missed. Blam! Volummmmmeeeerrupttttpstky! Ah needed that God says Zeke thinks.
So now after that excuse moi says God Zeke thinks In Her God like mirthful hi mirth back at ya gal playful kinda sorta way. Bambi. Undere here sir. And so the moils oil and the oils toil and we all bring it oilto Houston to refine ya! In a God like mirthful joyful playful Blourpfstky commie pinko wimpswith tar I like from Hell kinda sorta warning God likes kind of way.
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