<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN' 'http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd'>; <html><head><title>Article Directory Online : Free Online Article Submission - Articleonlinedirectory | Alive In Hollywood, Barely</title></head><body><h3>Alive In Hollywood, Barely</h3><br /><br />By: <br /><br /><p>For those ten or twelve of you who bothered to send me any feedback, yes, I am still a P.A. for a B-list actor in this Tinseltown of lost and faded lives. Yes, it's another semi-sad tale from Hollywood, complete with a vague sampling of dish. Punch in your coordinates, calibrate your <b>GPS tracking system</b> and set course for stun.<br /> <br /> Here's a news flash: actors are a fickle, capricious lot. You can't expect a human being to bleed his or her heart on stage or screen and not expect that they may be wired into a more immature emotional system. Now, the sad part is the minor celebrity I tend to has two kids and happens to be terrified of not getting a gig. A mortgage in the Hollywood Hills is no laughing matter. And so, as always, guess who gets to be the release valve for all this neurosis and anxiety? You guessed it.<br /> <br /> I took the job thinking it'd be a great way of getting behind the glittering wall that separates the norms and the special people. The norms are normal people like you and me. Though, I wonder if I still qualify as a norm, given that I've been registered in so many minor celebrity memory banks. Did I mention Anthony Kiedis once hit on me at my client's kid's birthday party? Yes, it was awkward. No, nothing came of it.<br /> <br /> Rome is burning, and guess who gets to watch Nero fiddle away whatever celebrity collateral she had accrued over the years of B-grade TV and infomercials? If either of the little lads starts wailing or pitching a fit, her glaring eyes fall on me. Can I help it that they're raised like borderline feral children? The job description says personal assistant, not day care provider.<br /> <br /> It's not easy to be clocking in on mid-forties and not have anything lined up. What bills that do get paid, including my paltry salary, come from the syndication residuals. Let's just say it was a really big show in the late Eighties. If I say anything more I run the risk of having this article rank on the SERPs and jeopardize my non-disclosure agreement.</p> <br /><br /><b>Author Resource:-></b> Yes, loyal readers, calibrate your <a href=http://www.gpsnorthamerica.com/>GPS tracking system</a>, set your phasers to stun, and make sure your lattes are extra hot, with two Equals and no foam. Babylon awaits.<br /><br /><b>Article From</b> <a href='http://www.articleonlinedirectory.com/'>Article Directory Online : Free Online Article Submission - Articleonlinedirectory</a><br /></body></html>
